Other than self-promotion, there are really only two reasons that I have and maintain a twitter account. The first one is Kanye West’s wealth of ridiculous sayings:
The second reason is the awesome joke accounts. Makes sense that people would realize you don’t need to be a celebrity to tweet weird stuff, and that you don’t need to do it under a real name.
One of my favorites is Stealth Mountain. This is a twitter user who finds people who have misspelled “peek” as “peak,” and corrects them.
Which I’m sure leads to a lot of this:
Another great one is Ya Boy Bill Nye, which is exactly as hilarious as it sounds:
There’s also simpler joke accounts that are really only good for a laugh or two, like Not A Cop